You know I run a non-profit and a magazine, and that's all very nice and good. But I don't know if everyone who reads my blog has actually seen a copy of said magazine. I think you should see it, because I work hard on it and am also proud of it.
So now is your chance to encourage my escape from corporate America, and indulge my delusions of becoming the head of a literary empire. Our new issue is coming out in the next couple of months, and I think you should order a copy. So click on http://www.wppress.org/main/purchase/
Or you could go public with your support of my literary endeavors by clicking on http://www.wppress.org/main/thank-you/ , and making a tax deductible donation. If you give us enough money you will get your name listed in that very magazine and get a copy so you can show everyone how generous and supportive you are. You can also say "My (friend/daughter/cousin/sister/co-worker/client/fill-in-the-blank) made this." And people will think you're very fancy for hanging out with someone so important.
And if I can I'll even try to hand deliver that very fancy magazine to you, and maybe we can hang out, or go to lunch, or take a road trip together or something.
But seriously, it's good you guys. And I haven't really known it until the last few months when I've been out and about and realized that for the first time in my life my work is preceding me, and people are impressed by what they read. It's a good feeling, and really weird, but in a good way.